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[Alice Hunter]

Jan 9, 2014 10:21:32 GMT -5 Gordon Ramsey said:

I am very excited to have found a well rounded cast ready to take on this series and possibly join Aidan and Lydia in the winners circle.

Or maybe just keep it even more exclusive

[Gordon Ramsey]

I knew you were trouble when you walked in . . . . la la la Lets see if you can make it 2/2 this season. Good Luck Alice!!

[Alice Hunter]

[Abby]

You just lucky I decided not to play this season or else you would have no chance at winning a second time, oh what the hell am I saying I am always a sucker for a pretty face.

Goo to see you again and look forward to seeing what you can do as Alice

[Frank West]

Good to see you back

[Alice Hunter]

Seriously? You can't do a challenge or even attempt it in the entire 24 hours?

I opened basically all of them and it only took me 3 hours.  Fucking shameful.  Here I thought Ember would be the superiror tribe, well, guess I spoke too soon.

[Alice Hunter]

Hmmm, probably time to post one of these. So, where do I stand in the game as of right now? Well our tribe is already down to eight people and overall there are only sixteen left in the game, which is a complete downsize in comparison to last season, so it already feels like we’re deep into the game, but we’ve barely just started.

Originally I had intended to go out there and make alliances and be in a comfortable majority like with any other game I play, but for some reason that drive this time around, escaped me. I mean, I have strong allies in Paige and Winnie that have been formed and I intend to go the finals with those two gals, but that’s not a majority. However, my connection to the girls has let me be keyed in on info that George sent them a PM to Paige, Winnie, Swampy, and Tails, asking for a five person alliance or something other.


Is that so?


First of all, how fucking rude. How fucking dare he not even think to include me when I’ve been on AIM plenty of times and would have been willing and up for a nice chat. With Lynda up and quitting like a little bitch that puts the tribe, like I stated earlier, at eight, so with those five in an alliance (Winnie told me she accepted, which was obvious, because DUH, who says no to someone?) that leaves Creeper, the Game of Thrones bitch, and myself out of the majority. For some reason I feel like they (George) would want to keep Creeper longer than me, so at best that’d only give me one round (where they’d vote out GoT girl) before they set their sights on me.

But as if I’m going to let that happen. Winnie, Paige and I are 3/8 votes if we go to that first tribal because I don’t think the plates twist will come into play until after the first tribal, so all we’d need is one more, and I mean if they’re going to target GoT girl then of course she’d side with us. If we lose the first challenge, which I’m kind of sure we will because of the staggering penalty we have against us, then I want to vote out George. Not only did he contribute to the penalty, he also tried to form an alliance, one, without me, and two, just in general, which shows he’s ready to play the game, and I just can’t have that.

So overall, George better step up his challenge game to make up for his penalty against us, or he better watch his fucking back. The game is on.

[Joe Bastianich]

That didnt take long for your claws to come out.

[Alice Hunter]

Meh.  I don't think I ever really put them away to be honest.

[Gordon Ramsey]

I would have to take into serious consideration your mental state if you wern't this crazy and awesome!!!

[Alice Hunter]

Well I survived and I'm happy to be alive

that was until I did some web browsing and saw this



(also the face I made when I won season 2)

and how glamorous I am is literally killing me

killllll me

Why god, why

[Frank West]

That's really not a flattering picture of you honey,it's pretty much bad

[Alice Hunter]

Whataya talking about baby, that photo is fashion and glamor incarnate

[Alice Hunter]

So another round done and gone already, but it came with another loss and another tribal. I wonder if these two poor defeats are like karma for last season and the fact that I like went to tribal all of one time before the merge happened. That’s most likely the case. So with that in mind, it also means instead of controlling the game I’ll probably have my back against the wall the entire time until I get voted out around (hopefully) early jury lol. Fuck. That’s not cute.

Anyway, since we lost again the vote was clearly going to be between Paige and George, and since Paige is in my final plans there was no way I was voting for her and not trying to deflect the vote away from her. Thankfully I was able to convince both Tails and Swamp Thing that it was the way to go since he couldn’t even cast a vote against someone other than himself last round and thanks to the plate that the Dragon Bitch left me, my vote was doubled and George went out in what I assume was like a 7-1 vote. Fuck Creeper for not getting with it lol. But anywho,


BYE George





Anyway, if being down two players with a STILL weak tribe wasn’t bad enough, I’ll be saying goodbye to my safety net and allies given that we now have a fucking tribe swap. Can you say fuck? Cause I sure as fuck can! Fuck! I mean, if I know my luck, which I certainly do, I can almost guarantee I’ll be trapped on a tribe where I’m in the minority to Inferno members and they’ll be the WEAK Inferno members at that who can’t contribute in challenges, so I’ll be royally fucked and left gasping for life every round. This really, REALLY sucks because I also think it’s going to be an individual immunity challenge with two tribal councils given what treemail and the game long schedule say and so that means I have no choice but to win it, just to ensure I’m not fucked right away and leaving to prejury of all fucking places.

Ugh. This fucking sucks. Please, dear Jesus Christ, let me be on a tribe with Ember majority. Preferably with at least one of Paige or Winnie as well, but hey, both wouldn’t be bad either. Don’t think I’m asking for much there, so just hook it up Jesus, please, for the love of you. Fuck.

[Alice Hunter]

Minority in life.

Minority in the game.