Winnie is going to be a bitch

[Winifred Sanderson]

Here I am with these idiots for tribemates.  Seriously, I kind of want to throw up at them.  First up we have tails who is motherfucking meowth part 2.  Seriously.  Already with that shit.

"Hey everyone! *cricks his neck* We all ready for this??? Let's kick it!"

FUCK ME.  Isn't a crick what you get in your neck and can't get rid of and makes it impossible for you to turn your head one way after you've been getting banged against the headboard all night?    Come on.  

Next up we have swamp thing, and if his performance is HALF as good as it was in Cinema: Holiday then we are in for.. really nothing at all other than some empty threats when he gets called out for being an inactive player.  

Paige is next, and obvi this is tara/nikki/amy/white queen/scott so he will be decent as i have respect for him.

As im looking next on the row I have no fucking clue who the next three people are, and I haven't talked to them.  But what I do know is that one of them is something called a Daenerys and one of them has four motherfucking 7s in their aim name.  Easily two early boots, goodbye gtfo i hate both of you.   Someone also has a SN that is "Jeff_minus jordan" or something ridiciulous and obvi that means they are a fucking moron too because Jordan is the best thing in the world and Jeff is only tolderable because Jordan likes him.  clearly not firing on all cylinders. 

Last but not least is Alice, which obvi we all know who alice is if we are reading this confessional, so of course I have respect for her and, sorry to bore you hosts, but I plan on once again aligning with her.    I KNOW you're thinking "how boring and predictable."   But if it ain't broke (cinema 2, cinema 5, horror 2, munny 8) don't fix it.

Winnie out for now.  I'll get to your questions tomorrow, after im off work and get some sleep in the morning.  peace.

[Winifred Sanderson]

just testing something..


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[Winifred Sanderson]

My tribe.. is not good. They are actually pretty close to useless, unfortunately. When your second biggest challenge helper is motherfucking tails, we have a major issue. If we win any immunity challenges, its going to be thanks to me, I can already see this *hairflip*


So I talked to alice today who has a lot of RL shit going down and said she may have to bow out of the game, THIS IS THE ONLY REASON I FIND ACCEPTABLE TO QUIT A GAME. I hope everything works out and she can stay, but we'll see. I also heard from Alice that Paige is computer-less right now and as such may not be as active as usual. Great.

George sent a PM to myself, tails, paige and swamp thing about how active he was and how he wanted to align. He has been barely visible since that happened. WTF man, come on. *smfh* it just seems like the shit people are all on Ember (minus myself).

So here we are at this soup challenge and for whatever reason I decided to start at season 8 of the states board and work my way up to season 20 testing out names for the password thread. OF COURSE YOU WOULD MAKE THE NAME BE FROM SEASON 7. GOD. lol so after doing more work than anyone else probably did opening that thread, I see that sam has targetted me first in the challenge throwing all this soup in my thread. I swiftly returned the favor.. and added at least 50 cups each to everyone on the opposing tribe. By doing this I am certain now that the other tribe and this tribe all see me as a challenge threat because a.) i finished first in IC1, b.) i finished first in IC2, c.) now im rocking it at IC3. This will not bode well for me.. maybe I should back off a bit.

Im hoping that with my sudden challenge-whoreishness that if and when i make it to merge I am able to be a complete immunity bitch and just win out to the finale. Who knows if that has any chance of happening since I normally NEVER WIN INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY but im going to try gosh darn it.

I messaged Sam back after ramsey informed me cross tribal is allowed afterall. He didnt respond until 2 days later when i started putting soup in his thread. hmm. how peculiar. He is most likely my main competition on inferno and will need to be dealt with sooner rather than later.

All for now. Ta.

[Winifred Sanderson]

Seriously fuck my tribe. Inactive pieces of shit. fuck alllllll of them. GOD

[Winifred Sanderson]

I have 1,816 posts on this board.

I have been, arguably, the most active player in this game.

I have tried my hardest to put myself in a good position and ensure that I make it to the end

And Creeper or Swamp Thing, whichever one voted Trinity, flushed all my hard work down the drain last night.  My main suspect is Creeper as Swamp Thing hasn't done anything that I haven't told him yet, but at the same time Swamp Thing may have bootlist voted for Trinity too.  Either way this is not a good situation.  

It is now basically me and Katherine vs the world.   Creeper is all cozy with sam and pinkamena, so that gives me a good indication that he is going to stick it out with them.  Sam messaged me last night with a "so you tried to vote for me?" I really want to just say back "No bitch, i didn't try, i DID vote for you."  But if this is a game where I am going to attempt to save myself SOMEHOW And make it to the end, I probably shouldn't say anything like that to the most powerful player left in the game.  Seriously.  He has Pinkamena, Creeper, Adrienne and Tails wrapped around his finger.   WHY IS ALICE GONE I KNOW I COULD MAKE IT WORK WITH HER.   ugh.  

I think one of the only options I have now is to maybe reveal my alias to Erik?  And Try to switch him to our side and get swamp thing back and active so we can make sure we have 4 votes but fuckkkkk idk.  Trinity is almost guaranteed to send her double vote plate to katherine and her negate a vote plate to sam, i would think, but idk for sure.  THANK GOD I bonded with him for 30 min yesterday before TC shit actually started going down.

Adrienne - playing a very UTR game and seems to be doing pretty well at it.  I just get the feeling that Sam and Pink will discard him whenever they are finished.  

Tails - Might be Sam/Pink's top 3 partner.  He is not the brightest crayon in the box and it makes me a little sad he will probably place better than I will in this game.  I feel like ive been nothing but doomed from day 1 in this game.  LE SIGH oh well, what can you do.

Sam - Running the show.  This asshole is too cocky and he needs to be knocked down a peg.  SOMEHOW we must get these people to see how he is the ringleader and favorite to win if he makes it to the end!  I will work tirelessly to get this point across. 

Pinkamena - Sam's number 2.   Alice would never lie to me and before she was removed from the game she said that Pinkamena wants me out.  I know that Alice wouldn't have lied to me about this.  GOD I JUST WISH SHE WAS STILL HERE so I could find out more info about what they want to do.

Creeper - Definitely in tight with swamp/pink..especially in the blast chat after the TC results last night.  Which is either him pretending he didnt vote for sam or he actually did vote for trinity and fucked me and katherine over.

Swamp Thing - WHY ARE YOU SO INACTIVE god.  I hate that I am having to rely part of my game on someone who is so not here.  I wish Charlie was here in your place because at least Charlie would be active and I know I could work with him.  YOU ARE MAKING THIS GAME TOO HARD ON ME.

Katherine - My cohort who is doomed with me.  As we were the ringleaders against the Sam vote and he is publicly acted like a jackass and threatening everyone who voted for him, her time and mine are both limited in this game.. unless one of us can win the next 5 immunity challenges LOLOL thats my goal right now.  Immunity whore it up.   But as I never win individual challenges.. it doesn't look promising. 

So in conclusion, though I am not giving up my spirit is broken and defeated right now.  I don't think I'll be around to make a confessional at round 7, please let me win immunity, unless I win the challenge.   Maybe I can convince Gordon, Tilly, Scott and Jean-Philippe to rig the challenge for me.  SERIOUSLY PLEASE YOU GUYS YOU DONT WANT THOSE IDIOTS TO WIN DO YOU?

[Chef Scott]

What was with all the votes?

[Winifred Sanderson]

You mean all the votes for me? These bitches know im a strong player and are trying to Get me the fuck out. thank god it didnt work

[Winifred Sanderson]

Okay here we are.. final 7.   Only 4 TCs to make it to the finale for a second season in a row.   I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.

First things first, i feel like i need to address this..

Apparently "A Strong Player" belongs to me.   It's you're not your, dumbfuck, fucking go back to 2nd grade and learn some english. SHIT.   

I only escaped that TC because of the idol that swamp gave to me.  From here on out its going to get a little dicier.  Right now I believe the sides are me/katherine/swamp/adrienne vs sam/creeper/tails.  Not 100% on that.. creeper and adrienne may be interchangeable.. not sure which one didnt vote with us but one of them didn't.   Hells plates could fuck us over this TC. we just need to make it through this one and we've got it.

The issue that I have now put myself into is that I have promised Katherine, Swamp Thing and Adrianne all final 3.. once you add me in that is one person too many.  And since me and Katherine are tighter than tight, that means either swamp thing or adrianne are going to be very upset.   I don't want to have to make this decision so part of me wants to let one of them win the final challenge and do the dirty work, but at the same time, swamp thing literally saved my life in the last TC with that idol so I would be the biggest piece of shit on planet earth if i didn't try to win the last challenge and send adrienne out.   oh my god.  what to do.

Ramsey was apparently flabbergasted at how well i did this challenge, so hopefully that is a good sign that i am a shoo-in for the win and wont have to worry about any nasty surprices coming my way at the next tc.. just need to make sure kath and swamp and adrienne are ok. 

thats all for now.. be back later.   wish me luck

[Winifred Sanderson]

Praise baby jehovah in the skies above i won the fucking challenge. By a landslide. Seriously no one was even close.. Idk maybe I got lucky because that seemed like one of the easiest challenges ive done in a while. I'm going to chalk it up to luck and be grateful for what happened.

So here we are.. me/katherine/swamp/adrienne vs tails/sam/creeper. the problem is the stupid hells plates. I need to make sure that no one on my side got them.. if none of the 4 of us get them then we will have the majority this TC and will be just fine.. according to swamp and adrienne neither one of them received a plate, and i didnt get one either.. so need to find out from katherine if she got one or not. if she didn't then the plan is going to be for sam to go. if she did then we are going to have to change it to tails and lie to sam.. me and swamp are going to make a final 3 just to make it through this tc and then get rid of him as soon as possible.

Should get interesting tomorrow. Stay tuned.

[Winifred Sanderson]

Mother. Fucker.

Adrienne and Creeper both lied to us.. and now it is me and Katherine vs the world.  I really feel the only shot I have at making it to the end of this game is to win the next three ICs.  It's going to be very hard to do with work and all over the place.   I can't be here when the challenge starts tonight because of work and the sticky note says it could be crucial to be here on time so ehhh not sounding very good.

The plan now is to try to convince someone from the 4-some that they are obviously on the bottom of their alliance and why play for 4th when you can instead play for the finale and the win with me and katherine.  we also have to hope that swamp thing gets the hells plates right and sends the bad one to their side and the good one to us.   

The problem is also that Creeper and Adrienne have already proven they are liars.. so how in the world do we ever feel comfortable convincing them they are 4th when they've proven they dont mind lying straight to our faces and doing the opposite.  It will be a difficult task, but it has to be done.   I think Creeper may be the key as Sam and Adrienne have been together from the beginning.  And Sam and Tails are easily a tight pair.  We will see what happens.

Fingers crossed for a miracle.   It's shocking how hard ive had to work to make it to this point in the game with the amount of inactive people we've had.  lol, its just been the biggest uphill climb ever.

[Winifred Sanderson]

Adrienne Delaney Avatar
Feb 9, 2014 20:47:03 GMT -8 Adrienne Delaney said:
Adrienne : You did a great effort in the challenge. Thank You. Are you worried that Hells Plates will effect the out come of this tribal council in a different way then some will hope?

*glares down host because of challenge* *Phantasmagoria music playing*

I certainly hope the Hell Plates don't affect the TC results too much. As it stands, there is one player in the Final 5 that has former allies on the Jury. That makes for easy votes. It would be crazy to vote for anyone other-than Winifred. Hell, if I were voted off Winifred survive to make Finale, I could easily see myself voting for her to win because of her struggle to get there despite losing all her allies in the process. She gives herself too little credit.





I'm only giving myself as little credit as possible to try to entice you idiots to keep me one more round. UGH PLEASE LET THIS WORK SOMEHOW

[Winifred Sanderson]

This lack of a jury members being bitter and ripping the remaining players apart is boring. COME ON PEOPLE. BEING ON JURY IS ABOUT BEING BITCHY