JOURNAL: WEEK 1

[Swamp Thing]

MWAAAAAAAAAAA.

*clears throat*

Oh hello. Welcome to my swamp. I was just having a swamp water brandy - so good this time of year. You know a lot of people think of me as a mindless mutated piece of nuclear ooze. Nonsense. My mutated mind makes me that much more dangerous. 

I have arrived on the Ember tribe. A delightful tribe right off the bat. With the exception of Lynda. Sigh. I want to like this guy, we have good talks, but he quits games at the drop of a hat. When they get too hard or don't go his way he just bails. I am super confused because he was talking about how much he loves Nemle games and how excited he was. Oh well. The rest of the tribe seems great, especially Tails and Winnie. Winnie was instrumental in me finding my menu. She remembered where mine was, and helped me find the password. I am indebted to her and told her I will not write her name down. And I won't. Tails was trying to help me too and seems like a good guy. George asked a bunch of us for a majority alliance but then didn't show for the challenge. I haven't talked to the rest just yet, but I will be trying to do so by the next challenge. 

I am nervous that the next challenge is semi-live on a Tuesday. It's literally the worst night for me, so I hope my tribe can do well until I get home.

Or tis back to the swamp.

[Swamp Thing]

Mararralkjjaljlfaggggggggggh. *ahem*

When I get angry my throat starts to mutate. I thought I would possibly cause the team to lose. Nope. Turns out I was one of the early people. That Dragon Lady is continuing to be a waste of GD space. I will say this is a very quiet tribe. I have tried to talking to all of them and they all seem real busy. Can't tell if they are just young and in the throes of college, or just not a very social group. Either way I will kill them all. I have decided to be a non-loyal villain this game. I haven't done villain very often, and nobody on this tribe sticks out for me. So just call me Backstab Thing this game.

Now the lovely and talented Ms. Tilly had some questions...

1) How do you think you did in the first challenge?
Personally, I did great. I purposely came on a little late after I knew people had been searching. Asked my teammates if they had seen mine and boom I was done in an hour. It's not about being the best...at first. It's about being smart. I appreciate all the work they did, but there are better ways to spend your time - like being social or posting fun diaries.

2) Who stood out the most during the challenge and why?
Honestly, for me, Winnie. She worked her tail off. She helped me right away. Knew what board I was in and had saved all the passwords. Pretty amazing. Plus she's a nice gal so she is the only person who stands out period.

3) Please explain in 20 words why I'm hotter than you.
Well it can be explained by your amazing, large, voluptuous, marvelous, perky, firm, beautiful, milky-white, supple, hot, magnificent, lovely...titties.

4) Would you ever quit a game? What would it take?
Umm only if an emergency came up - other than that I don't really see an excuse. Not having enough time is a real copout in my opinion. It's a last resort or you're an idiot.

So there ya go. If Dragon Lady doesn't get voted out, all is wrong and this tribe deserves to lose every time.

[Gordon Ramsey]

I am interested in seeing where you take this non loyal villain angle!! Look forward to your journals this season and glad you came out to play!!