Journal

[Olivia Dunham]

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So one night I'm asleep in my bed, and when I wake up I found myself here.  I guess it's just another day in a typical Fringe world, but I need to find a way out of here to get back to my world, to my Peter, to my Walter, to my Astrid, to my life.

Until then I guess I'll have to play this maniacal game that this Gordon Ramsay has set up for us.  I fear losing will result in my life ending, but I will not go down without a fight.

The other people in my group are an odd bunch to say the least. 

Adrienne: Is she some sort of robot? 
Katherine: She seems the most normal, both in appearance and abilities
Pinkamena: A talking...is it a donkey?  A unicorn? I dunno.  Anyways, it talks.
Sam: What the hell is that thing?  Scares the hell outta me
Trinity: Seemingly nice older man, but I think he's got a killer secret
Violet: Poor woman looks like she's about to keel over anytime
Dean: Nice eye candy, also seems relatively normal

First challenge we had was a breeze for me.  The second one was easy too, except I had to assemble a puzzle that had Jennifer Tilly's fake ass tits in it.  I'm sure it's the most they've been groped in years.

Hopefully we win this so I can continue my quest to finding my way out of here.

[J-Tilly]

They're real and get more action than you'll ever have.

[Olivia Dunham]

I was referring to being groped by hot men, not by yourself or your old suitors you grief-bang to get their money once they die

[J-Tilly]

There's always at least one of you in every cast. So jealous they get bitter. <3

[Olivia Dunham]

Oh yes, absolutely jealous. You know me all too well Tilly